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Sermon Podcast: Who's Calling the Shots Around Here?

We live in a world in which, all protestations to the contrary notwithstanding, Good Friday still trumps Easter—a world in which children die in the dry night, and single mothers looking for a way to feed their hungry families are told that they’re only reaping the harvest of their bad choices, and teenage boys in hoodies must walk the suburban streets in fear, and the elderly have to decide whether their medication or having heat is more important the month.

Death too often calls the tune to which, sad to say, so many of us feel compelled to dance.

But I’ve got news for you—regardless of how it looks to you at present, regardless of who you think is calling the shots, Jesus is almost finished with his Lenten journey. And while the path he takes will ultimately lead him to a garbage dump on the edge of town called the “place of the skull,” the truth of the faith we profess is that that dump—which too casually deals in the art of death—is not the final destination.


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Cats vs. Cards vs. Cat Herpes

What happens when you combine basketball, rain, Balderdash, fresh sausage, Cheetos, beer, an overly enthusiastic grill, and 18 people from a church of self-identifying heathens cooped up in a cabin in Eastern Kentucky?

I still have no idea.

From a tense viewing of the intra-commonwealth hoops showdown, to discussion of what strains of herpes carry across species, the DBCC 'Camping' retreat transcended any semblance of normal.

And it was awesome.

Things we learned:

  1. Chickens and cats can contract some strains of the herpes virus across species... probably.

  2. If your partner has the same name as his/her parent, it's advisable to indicate a difference between them in your iPhone contacts.

  3. Grills are hot. Turns out.

  4. Nicomedia is not a psychological disorder in which a person believes him or herself to be Nicodemus from the Gospel according to John.

  5. Balderdash

  6. Loren Powell = Elvis Presley.

  7. Samuel may or may not have packed someone else's bag.

  8. Even if there is enough coffee, there is never enough coffee.

  9. Ben Carter knows from fires.

  10. Donkey Kong isn't actually a bad guy, he's just really mad at Mario.

  11. Burlap underwear

  12. Things not to do from the neck of a giraffe.

  13. Jose Luis Astoreka (don't look it up... (look it up)).

  14. Do NOT throw shade on Cher in the presence of Travis Myles.

A few memorable quotes:

"That's a looooot of smoke..." (runs out of cabin)

"Like I'm going to get a Cher question wrong."

"Nothing says Christmas like laxatives."

"Can you repeat the second one, and the fourth from the last one?"

"DO NOT BACK UP. NOBODY BACKS UP."

The cool thing about cool things is that cool things can and will happen again. So, next time we go camping, you should come along. Fo rizzle.

Beer with Jesus and friends

For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
Matt 18:20

So, we know he'll be there.

Every last Tuesday of the month, some of us meet for some brews, some grub, and some engaging conversation.

So, uh, what are you doing tonight around 6pm?

Meet us at Hilltop Tavern on Frankfort Ave.

Do it.

March!

Hopefully, you all have your brackets filled out and have been watching far too much basketball than any one person should ever see.

If you haven't interest in such things, here are some reasons you're probably better off:

  • lowered risk of a heart attack
  • no lines in public places without a television
  • more time to focus on important things like missing jet planes in Asia and the most recent Walking Dead episode (no spoilers)
  • sleep
  • not getting caught streaming CBS on company time
  • still not caring about Warren Buffett or his obscene wealth
  • using this gif

But, if you, like me, are totally wrapped up in the madness, just a few pointers:

  • JCPS doesn't close for the reason of collective basketball hangovers
  • a diet comprised solely of hot wings and coffee is only sustainable for 2 weeks tops
  • vocal damage is a thing that happens
  • the chances of Warren Buffett giving you 1 billion dollars are in the quintillions (or, 500,000 times the national debt)

Have fun, y'all.

Inventor of the web marks its 25th anniversary by calling for net neutrality

Now that the Internet can legally rent a car in the state of Kentucky (with a valid drivers license), it's creator has a few things to say about his creation and how we're handling it.

In Berners-Lee's eyes, an unrestricted web is vital to human development. "Unless we have an open, neutral internet we can rely on without worrying about what's happening at the back door, we can't have open government, good democracy, good healthcare, connected communities, and diversity of culture."

The man who invented the Internet has some good points about the Internet.

Happy Birthday, Internet! (pinches the Internet's cheek)

Stuff happening this weekend

So, here's the skinny.

Saturday morning @9am, we're going to be having a work day. Come out and help us get the grounds ready for opening weekend of the Douglass Loop Farmers Market on March 15. It's going to be beautiful out and don't even act like you have anything better to do.

Saturday evening? Game night.

Buchanan Manor @6pm.

Game is Catch Phrase. Entry fee is a dish -- of food, preferably.

And, of course, Worship on Sunday Morning.

Gonna be awesome.

Because it's Tuesday

It's the day after Monday, and the news is about to come on telling you something you probably don't care to hear about any more about.

So, here...

Femto Photography and Seeing Around Corners: Why Following Jesus Is about Risk

By Derek Penwell

In July, 2012 a scientist from MIT, Ramesh Raskar, gave a Ted Talk on an amazing new innovation in photography. Femto photography films at one trillion frames per second. What this allows scientists to do, for example, is make a time lapse video of the movement of light (which is pretty dang cool on its own merits!). You can watch a burst of light projected from a laser as it shoots through a Coke bottle!

[Note: I realize that’s two exclamation points in two consecutive sentences—a grammatical practice upon which I generally frown, except to say things like “Happy birthday!” or “Congratulations on your Bassett Hound’s successful completion of agility training!”—but this stuff is pretty phenomenal! Oops. Sorry.]

The practical applications of this new technology are even more astounding. For one thing, when a burst of light is shot from a laser, it diffuses when the photons strike an object. Various photons are then reflected back to the source. Using heavy computational power, the scientists are able to stitch together the individual photon speeds to produce a 3-D model of the thing that the light hits.

The ability to produce 3-D models of things struck by a burst of light gets really interesting, however, when you realize that the reflection of light doesn’t have to come from an object in a straight line with the laser. Meaning … you can project the light around obstacles, and the computer will take into account the extra angles of reflection, and still construct an accurate 3-D image.

In other words, it allows you literally to see around the corner—to construct a 3-D image of something you can’t even see! [Again, sorry.] It’s almost like seeing into the future—getting an accurate vision of something before you ever get there.

I like the sound of that idea. It’s not flying or retractable adamantium claws, but it’s still kind of like a super power.

I understand the attraction of seeing around the corner; it’s a great metaphor for predicting the future, of telling you whether a thing will be worth doing.

But here’s the thing: In real life the only way you’ll know if a thing is worth doing is after you’ve already done it, when you look back on it—which is to say, after the toothpaste is already out of the tube.

“Should we let our daughter go on that trip to Europe?”

“Should I pay the electric bill so we don’t freeze, or should I fill my blood pressure medication so I don’t have a stroke?”

“Should I take the new job with exciting potential, or stay in the job where I’m most comfortable?”

“Should I tell my parents and friends I’m gay—risking their love and support, or should I keep it to my myself—risking my sanity?”

How do you know until after you do it?

That’s life. We have to make all sorts of calculations about what to do without enough information about what it will look like when it’s finished, or whether having done it will prove advantageous or harmful.

How do you know until after you do it.

That’s also what life following Jesus looks like. Seeing around the corner would certainly make church planning more effective, for instance. It’d be nice to know whether something is going to work before you had to take a chance on it. Face-saving is what it is.

If you don’t know what you’re getting into when you plan something, you risk failing. And failing is unacceptable to many churches.

Congregations in decline almost always understand church planning to be a matter not of achieving success, but of avoiding failure. Consequently, they tend to stand before decisions trying to do the advanced calculations necessary to see what lies around the corner, refusing to act boldly for fear that something might not work.

“Should we do this?”

“I don’t know.”

“Because if we do, it might not work. We’d be out all that money, plus things like this tend to make Janice mad.”

Flourishing congregations, on the other hand, weigh a decision against past experience, then make a decision. They’ve gotten comfortable with the fact that they will never have everything nailed down before taking the leap. They’ve made peace with the knowledge that everything they try has a pretty good chance of washing out. But they’ve learned to accept the prospect of failure as the cost of doing business.

Flourishing congregations realize that there’s no way to ensure something will work on the front end. They understand that they’ll never know if an idea was a good one until they look back on it, assessing it in the rearview mirror. But the inability to look around the corner to see what’s coming doesn’t prevent them from turning corners they think faithfulness calls them to take. They understand that a life spent following Jesus is an adventure, not a tour.

Before we get there, we’d like to know that where we’re going is where we want to be.

Maybe one day there will be an ecclesiastical version of Femto photography that will make discipleship a surer thing. On the other hand, if discipleship is an adventure, whatever such an innovation might produce, it won’t have much to do with following Jesus.

On the Killing of Jordan Davis by Michael Dunn

We cannot protect our children because racism in America is not merely a belief system but a heritage, and the inability of black parents to protect their children is an ancient tradition. 

Great reflection in the wake of recent high profile cases involving racial violence.

These things have always been happening. They will continue to happen.

They'll always make us feel angry, helpless, confused. And, there are no easy answers. But, by reminding ourselves what kind of a world that we and the generations before us have created, we're given a sobering picture on just what problems need solving.

How Sports Illustrated Botched The Michael Sam Story

As most of you know, Michael Sam, heralded football player of the University of Missouri, came out publicly last week. If he is drafted (which he is expected to be) he will become the first openly gay active player in the NFL. It's truly a huge step in the right direction toward acceptance and inclusion for LGBTQ people not only in sports, but in the broader culture.

Right after the story broke, Sports Illustrated dropped this little number. It was full of anonymous commentary from skeptical "NFL Executives and Coaches" that painted a negative picture of not only the road down which Sam is headed, but questioned his wisdom in coming out at all.

I read the SI story on its release and have been stewing on it for the past few days. Then I found out that Stefan Fatsis of Deadspin put all of my frothy feelings of snark and disgust into words for me:

The most laugh-out-loud quote crammed a closetful of stereotypes, bigotries, and dated locutions into one paragraph. It's not that NFL front offices are "against gay people," this source assured Thamel and Evans. It's that "some players" will "look you upside down" if you draft Sam. (Don't blame us football people! Blame the players!) "Every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the media is going to show up, from Good Housekeeping to The Today Show." (If Red Smith or the Saturday Evening Post send a telex requesting a press pass, don't give 'em one!)

If given LITERALLY a million years, I could not have said it better. Absolutely beautiful.

#SochiProblems says more about us than Russia

Anyone who has been following the Sochi Olympic Games on social media has seen the hashtags, the cheap jokes, and the insensitive jabbing surrounding a pretty clear mishandling of such a large and public event by Russia. But, as with most things on the internet, our berating may be saying more about our ignorance and aloofness than about Russia's incompetencies.

“When Western writers point out Sochi Olympic blunders while also mocking the way Russians speak English, they only diminish their own street cred and fuel backlash. If Americans focus on shallow cultural differences, like what they think are funny sounds that Russians make, they'll continue to believe all Russians are like Boris and Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle.”

While I'm not above laughing at a mistranslated sign, we should be sure to keep in mind that these are real conditions in a real place where real people live.

Naked Face

But I never had the satisfaction I expected to feel when I was temporarily part of the girl crowd. Instead, I was uneasy with the change. What if I got used to seeing this every morning? Would I start to hate my face in its natural state, and put on makeup even when no one was looking?

Great story. Worth a read on your Thursday evening.

Bill Nye vs. Creationism

"While Nye acknowledged that he probably won't be able to change any creationist's mind, he said it made sense to challenge creationism in a public forum."

Indeed.

Welcome to Kentucky, Mr. Nye. Good Luck!

Sermon Podcast: Where Jesus May Be Found

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Jesus announces a new order of things in which the anawim—a Hebrew word applied to those who are the very lowest in society, the huddled masses, the wretched refuse, the homeless, the tempest-tossed, the folks who live out next to the garbage dump of life—a new order of things in which the anawim occupy the places of honor, finally get to sit at the big people’s table, no longer handed the crumbs and the leftovers.

Jesus proclaims a new realm—unlike the kingdoms of this world with which the Tempter enticed him out in the wilderness just a few verses prior—kingdoms where some have and others are left holding the bag, where a few get to steamroll their way to the front of the line and everyone else gets flattened, where some have food, and others are left to starve. Because the reign of God does not exist where some are welcome and others are not.


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